lezalong Share definition Flag A man, usu. heterosexual, who prefers the company of lesbians; A guy who "tags along" with lesbians; Lesbian equivalent of a faghag. He's always hanging around but Melissa thinks he's just a lezalong. lezalong by btmfn July 30, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the lezalong mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch