hot dog hair 

Hot dog hair is when you shave your hair down the middle but the keep the sides at their usual length. Basically, it is the opposite of a mohawk.

Wow Luke, your hot dog hair looks so good on you!

hot dog hair by ilovehotdoghair January 16, 2021

hairy hot dog 

YET another word for the penis!

I need to shave my hairy hot dog

hairy hot dog by darryl February 5, 2003

Hairy Hotdog 

Male genitalia

AKA - Purple Helmet Warrior, Pork Sword, Cock, Penis, Love Stick, Wang, Doodle, Fuck Stick, Heat Seeking Moisture Missile, Mutton Dagger, Fishing Rod, Ding dong, Ankle Spanker, Kidney Cracker, Giggle Stick, Love Whistle, Old Blind Bob, Hanging Johney, Taliwacker, Pocket Rocket, Engine cranker, Baby pocket, One Eyed Trouser Trout, Tube Steak.

Man my hairy Hotdog hurts.

Hairy Hotdog by Lord Schubert February 11, 2006