frosted deuce Share definition Flag The act of freezing a turd, with the intent of using it as a dildo once it has frozen solid. "He's got a big one in the freezer so he can give Felecia a frosted deuce later tonight." frosted deuce by ThatsJustFowl September 5, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the frosted deuce mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch