eyeotion Share definition Flag expressive eyes; more eye emotions than facial; looks that tell you to shut the hell up, that you're bored, etc. She expresses a lot of eyeotion. You don't have to say a word to her, just look at her eyes. eyeotion by Val Smith December 19, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the eyeotion mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch