europarents 

European post-war immigrants; inhabit North America; brought forth offspring in United States and Canada; often demonstrate extreme close-mindedness and unwillingness to discuss sex, religion, money or politics with anyone, particularly their children; often exhibit antiquated religious beliefs

"I can't stay out late tonight; my europarents are making me go to church tomorrow."

europarents by J. Kramer March 25, 2005

europants 

n: trousers worn by Europeans that have many unusually placed pockets and zippers that serve no purpose. n: a band from San Francisco.

"I can't tell if that guy is German or gay because of his europants"

europants by http://www.myspace.com/europants January 2, 2007