douchelusional Share definition Flag a delusional douchebag who is very narcissitic, rude, lame, tired, and foul, ie. Kanye West Kanye West is the most douchelusional performer on the planet! douchelusional by Ez2517 September 14, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the douchelusional mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch