doriturd Share definition Flag The little rolled up balls of tasty goodness that sometimes end up in a bag of Doritos. They are formed from the flavor powder and look like rat droppings. Dude that bag of chips had a lot of doriturds in it. doriturd by Willie D. May 21, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the doriturd mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch