cocktail dick Share definition Flag A way of referring that a dude has a small dick (like those cocktail weenies that are served on sampler platters). Dude, Kat said that Joe has a cocktail dick, It must've been hard for them to get laid that night. cocktail dick by Zaan3 January 5, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the cocktail dick mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch