check my hand Share definition Flag 1. The absolute ugliest point at which a man will have sex with a women. 1. Yo man, what about that chick? I dunno, let me check my hand. Nope! My hand still looks better than her. check my hand by Danimal54 August 4, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the check my hand mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch