Zitify 

Verb;The act of someone zitting you.

You wake up one night and someones poking your head,you think there playing...but there Zitify ing you

Zitify by Loe Remiro May 9, 2009

zigify 

1. to masterfully create or manipulate a finish product with limited resources
2. think outside of the box
3. to zigzag

how can I jerry-rig this fuckin stupid car
Hey wait , I can zigify the fan belt with some panty hose

zigify by lastone777 February 25, 2010