Zachammer 

A very difficult sex stunt usually performed by a male named Zach. To perform this incredible feat, a female must lay on her back with her legs in the air. The male then spreads the legs of the woman. Then, standing straight up, the male aims his penis downward and hammers the female as a Jackhammer would concrete.

To perform this properly, the male must have a quite large sized hammer.

You have just been Zachammered!

Are you ready for the Zachammer?

Do you want to touch the Zachammer?

Zach is a Zachammer!

I am the Zachammer!

Zachammer by Zane Trane (a.k.a. Zachammer) April 28, 2008

Zachaceratops 

Hot, Teenage boy or adorable young teenage with perfect straight teeth that has two hair colors and parts his hair going right. Real name would be Zach and His favorite animal would apparently be a triceratops. The boy adapts his name and his dino together and make a kickassss mofo. Got metal in his face for his triceratops horns. Preferably on his lip. Is known over myspace as this name. Hangs out with another dino-friend called "Prestadactyl".

1. "Dude! Did you see Zachaceratops today?!"

"Yeah dude! That kid is totally beast like his dinooos!"


2. "Hey, add my friend Zachaceratops on myspace."

"Whyyy?"

"COS THAT MOFO IS TOTALLY KICKASS!"


3. "Where is Zachaceratops usually?"

"With his best friend and other kick ass dino mofo, Prestadactyl!"

"Mannn, those nukkas be tight yo!"

Zachaceratops by DinoBook March 3, 2009

Zachmyer

A b.a family of German decent who wrestles, hits 800ft. dingers, and slays chicks on there free time.

Guy1 :Dude did you just see that b.a mofo?

Guy2: yah man that guy is Zachmyer. He's an all around savage

Zachmyer by Rambo dingers December 14, 2015