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Vegas Bacon 

Noun: Cured meat from the back or sides of a Las Vegas piggy. Only served during the morning hours at a hotel's all you can eat buffet, two pieces to a plate, cooked so the inner fatty strip curls them into delicious goodness that wraps around your tongue. Usually greasy, so after eating it, you end up with a slime around your mouth & nose, so your girlfriend won't kiss you afterwards.

Goes well with a side of strip clubs & gambling.
Hey Joel, you're going to Las Vegas? Make sure to eat some Vegas Bacon! *snicker* *snicker*
Vegas Bacon by LosVeggas November 14, 2011
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Vegan Bacon 

Really fucking good. Totally real. Fuck you chris
This vegan bacon is amazing compared to yours
Vegan Bacon by Veganboy98 May 5, 2018