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That's my pocket 

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What you say when a girl who is annoying or fat is trying to get close to you and is rubbing up on you trying kiss you, hug you, hold your hand, give you a blowjob, or whatever and you dont want it. It's basically implying that shes too close and to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
Girl: hey your cute
(trys to hold you hand and shes getting really close to you. too close)

Guy: That's my pocket

Girl:What?

Guy: (walks away)
That's my pocket by Schmekel September 1, 2010
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Wait, thats not my pocket 

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Game in which you slide your hand into someone else's pocket. Wait for them to realize it is your hand in there pocket and say "Wait... Thats not my pocket!"
Thomm was really upset when Jonathan got him with "Wait, thats not my pocket"
Wait, thats not my pocket by quickdraw_mcgraw May 31, 2011
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