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Stanky Blizzard

The stanky blizzard is a dangerous, yet rewarding sexual position. To perform a "stanky blizzard", all you need is a woman and a kilo of cocaine. Pour the coke into your partner's vagina, and then have her queef it out forcefully in your general direction. The resulting cloud of cocaine will resemble a small blizzard. Inhale as much of it as you can before it settles. Repeat if the desired effect has not been reached.
I had an extra kilo of coke laying around so I gave that bitch a stanky blizzard.
Stanky Blizzard by wtf69gfxs July 13, 2012
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Stinky Blizzard 

When cocaine is placed in the butt-hole of a willing hooker, then farted onto a persons face.
Last night Jocund got so unbelievably high because of that stinky blizzard right into his face.
Stinky Blizzard by Jakie-poo March 17, 2009