Ricense 

1. Driver's license for Asians (a.k.a. someone who can't drive)
2. How Asian people pronounces "license"

Guy 1: "Hey did you hear that David got his Risence?"
Guy 2: "Wait what how? He's an Asian, he can't drive!"
Guy 1: "Exactly."

Asian: "Me finarry got my ricense yesterday!!!"
Guy 1 to Asian: "I can't understand anything you just said."
Guy 2 to Guy 1: "Just change the "R"s to "L"s."

Ricense by CrazyJapBoy October 15, 2012

ricesexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to rices and whose sexual activity involves ricing.

This kind of people will rice their linux distro all day and get sexual satisfaction from it.

Steve: Hey look at my rice

Jim: This is making me wet, i use arch btw

Steve: You degenerate ricesexual

ricesexual by trolololololololololtrololollo September 8, 2023

ricesexual

When you're extremely sexual attracted to Asians.

Person 1: Hey dude, so what is your sexual preference even?

Person 2: Oh me? Yeah dude I'm Ricesexual.

Person 1: Same. LOL.

ricesexual by spary8 March 31, 2018