Pullin' a Feeney 

Having such high levels of homophobia, that one looses their hair and spontaneously shits themselves in a fashion that would resemble the aftermath of having swallowed 47 laxatives.

Dude 1: "OH DUDE WHAT'S THAT SMELL?"
Dude 2: "OH GOD I DON'T KNOW BUT I THINK SOMEONE'S PULLIN' A FEENEY!!!"

Pullin' a Feeney by Shanulio Noodlenan May 25, 2016

Pulling A Feeney 

Making a hilarious joke, or prank.

he was pulling a feeney with Mr. Joe, it was hilarious!

Pulling A Feeney by squeakyfresh October 28, 2010