Michael Schwartz Share definition Flag The act of sticking ones finger up a females butt hole before the person reaches first base. "Dude you should totally Michael Schwartz her tonight" "Its our first date" "That's the point". Michael Schwartz by Menwithouthats May 1, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Michael Schwartz mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch