Man Made Bed Share definition Flag When, after getting out of bed, you grab whatever is on it and give it a good enough flattening. Guy 1: "dude, your never gonna get laid in that mess."Guy 2: "Psht. A man made bed looks GREAT!" Man Made Bed by SamStrane December 8, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Man Made Bed mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch