LP/AD 

/ˈelˌpē,ā,dē/

noun

Someone who gives manicures to bears.

"The circus is performing tonight and the bear's nails are a mess. Does anyone know the number for a good LP/AD?"

LP/AD by shifrin June 2, 2018

LPAD 

(n.) Someone who gives manicures to bears.

The circus in performing tonight and the bear's nails are a mess. Anyone know the number for a good LPAD?

LPAD by shifrin June 3, 2018