Guanomaly 

The word is a combination of guano and anomaly.
Imagine Ethereal; Something that seems to perfect for this world.
but opposite; Something that seems to putrid and awful to exist, Something that defies our understanding of the Universe with it's Awfulness

The neighbor's burgers are surely a guanomaly. They taste so bad, they may as well be from a different dimension.

Guanomaly by JJ377 September 3, 2020

guanoball 

The act of having the feces of fowl in one persons mouth transfered to another persons mouth. A more extreme and improved variant of snowballing. snowball

"Wanna guanoball?"

"I totally guanoballed your mom last night, it was hot."

"My boyfriend and I guanoballed for the first time last night"
"Congratulations! "

guanoball by fresh fresh April 26, 2007

Guanomaniac 

A person who is batshit crazy.

Larry is a Guanomaniac.

Guanomaniac by iamglix August 21, 2009