EyeCruncher Share definition Flag A person so ugly he/she makes you want to punch yourself in the eyes/face. "hey man, why do you have a black eye?" "I saw a real eyecruncher yesterday." "brutal." EyeCruncher by carleyecrunch August 26, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the EyeCruncher mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
