Crapjunk 

Crapjunk is when someone or something is being crap but to add to it they or it is all junk therefore it is the right term to call the person or object crapjunk.

THE POWER OF TWO WORDS COMBINED!

# Steve the asshole is crapjunk!

# man this toaster is crapjunk!

# you know what they say toasters toast toast....

# YA CRAPJUNK!

Crapjunk by Ramox90, haaaaaaaaaannah, November 22, 2009

craplunk 

The echoing sound of crap as it hits the water.

Honey, are you alright, I heard a huge craplunk and thought you may have fallen in.

craplunk by Guy Strunk May 25, 2006

crapfunkular

1. An exclamation of disapproval.

Well, that's just crapfunkular

crapfunkular by Muffin Queen February 1, 2005