Cocaloca Share definition Flag Cocaloca is a derrogatory way of calling a crazy ass bitch drinking coke... :Pissed off guy: Shut up bitch! You one stank ass Cocaloca! :Cocaloca: WHAT THE F*CK?! Cocaloca by Captain_Culo March 9, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Cocaloca mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch