Butthurt Whirlpool Share definition Flag A whirlpool of butthurt. Person 1: "Did you just kick that person?" Person: "Yeah, they are having a butthurt whirlpool." Butthurt Whirlpool by the one dude with a potato September 29, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Butthurt Whirlpool mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch