Boob biased 

To favor one boob over the other.

Jason, you are boob biased. You only touch the right boob. You need to stop being boob biased and touch my left boob also!

Boob biased by I<3bewbs June 9, 2015

boobiased 

adjective describing an otherwise irreprehensible individual that, when asked to express a professional opinion over the work of a given person, is temporarily deprived of his judgement by the D cup sported by said person.

P. had to be totally boobiased to compare that girl's presentation to "a mixture between the Mona Lisa and Feynman's lectures"

boobiased by Anonymous667 March 10, 2009