1337wh0r3 Share definition Flag A person who plays halo 3 for 10 hours straight drinks bawls geek beer and thinks hes 1337 and cant even get any pussy on friday night hey man sup im just playin sum haloz dude your such a fuckin 1337wh0r3 i kno.... 1337wh0r3 by Chace123 December 17, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the 1337wh0r3 mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch