Sunflower seed 

To chew up sunflower seeds (or any other kind of seeds, e.g. pepitas), spread someones' ass cheeks, and spit them into their gaping asshole. Preferably, the seeds will still be crunchy.

P1: "Hey man, where did you go?"
P2: "Ah sorry, some old lady sunflower seeded me in the grocery store and I had to clean up because I was so ashamed."
P1: "Damn you're kinky"

Sunflower seed by elktf2 January 11, 2022

John sunflower seeds 

The name of a fucking legend who will become prime minister one day

“damn that guy is so hot, but not as hot as john sunflower seeds!”

John sunflower seeds by John Sunflower Seeds October 11, 2022

David Sunflower Seeds

David Sunflower Seeds, also known as DAVID Seeds, is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.

As the “Official Sunflower Seed of the Babe Ruth League,” DAVID provides free scorebooks and safety tips to each team in the league, awards to All-Star players, and David Sunflower Seeds to be sold at concession stands.

David Sunflower Seeds by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023

David Sunflower Seeds

is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.

The company was founded in 1926 by Armenian-American David Der Hairabedian of Fresno, California. Der Hairabedian first roasted sunflower seeds in his grocery store and packaged them in individual servings for a nickel. Eventually, his two sons, Ara and Aram, joined him in marketing the seeds to other retailers.

ConAgra Foods Acquires David Sunflower Seeds Business Archived from the original on 2011-07-11. Retrieved 2011-02-23.

David Sunflower Seeds by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023

David Sunflower Seeds

David Sunflower Seeds, also known as DAVID Seeds, is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.

t all began in 1926 inside a small grocery store in Fresno, California, where David Sunflower Seeds were roasted and seasoned with quality ingredients.

David Sunflower Seeds by Wendysfg August 25, 2023

Let Me Smack Your Back By The Sunflower Seed 

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Let Me Smack Your Back By The Sunflower Seed

Let Me Smack Your Back By The Sunflower Seed by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

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