Auto-erotic Netflix and chill 

When your Tinder date doesn't show up, and you take matters into your own hands.

When Zack realized that she wasn't showing up, he resigned himself to a bit of auto-erotic Netflix and chill.

Auto-erotic netflix netflix and chill

Auto-erotic Netflix and chill by MisterGreene May 29, 2017

Auto-erotic Asphyxiation 

When southerners see a truck so large that it takes their breath away.

"Officer, this man was found next to his spilled sweet tea. He has a stain on his pants and appears to have suffocated naturally. Looks like another case of auto-erotic asphyxiation."

"Thanks, Doctor. That jacked up Ford F-350 with the truck nutz must have driven through the neighborhood again."

"Shoo-dang!"

Auto-erotic Asphyxiation by Shagatron May 6, 2014

homo erotic 

Pertaining to or characterized by a tendency for erotic emotions to be centred on a person of the same sex; of or pertaining to a homo-erotic person. Frequently a synonym of homosexual.

First mentioned in the movie, "Dirty Deeds." Norm Macdonald tells somebody "Now, you go back to doing something blatantly homoerotic."

homo erotic by Tha Bone April 12, 2005

Dual-Erotic Asphyxiation 

The act of two people suffocating and pleasuring one another at the same time.

Lan and Vianca performed dual-erotic asphyxiation to the point that they both almost passed out from both the lack of oxygen and pleasure they were giving each other.

Dual-Erotic Asphyxiation by Ni hao billy October 31, 2011

auto-erotic touching

For those interested, auto erotic touching is a safer option compared to the other, more exciting and stimulating way. The most common manner of AET would be for the scared weaklings out there is to only fantasize about suffocation while masterbating and sensuslly caressing their own body, (because the risk of death and brain damage from auto-erotic asphyxiation) rather than trying to walk the fine line between heightened sensation and serious brain impairment. Depending on how long the brain and body are deprived of oxygen, brain damage could occur even if death does not. Both men and women can participate in this activity.

Clint woke up in the middle of the night, cold and alone, got himself off and back to sleep by auto-erotic touching himself.

auto-erotic touching by DizzieRiot April 19, 2014

French Erotic Film 

An extremely funny flash animation made by Too Much Spare Time ( AKA Andrew Kepple ) cotains and old blue scot called dill. Found on albinoblacksheep

James "OMG u need 2 lyk watch dis flash L0LZ"(French Erotic Film)
Josh "erm yer ok..."
James " LOLZ theres 2 hidden bonus tracks, only the l33t may find em, LOLZ THATZ ME !"
Josh "ok, macmanji ha"

French Erotic Film by Ja Aj November 3, 2005

gerio-erotic asphyxiation 

when elderly people at the moment of orgasm cut off each others oxygen supply.

More people die each year in nursing homes from gerio-erotic asphyxiation than from becoming lost and falling down dead.

gerio-erotic asphyxiation by chichioneputt April 7, 2011