Shiniest meat bicycle 

Krieg from borderlands 2 has a really shiny meat bicycle

Krieg: "I have the shiniest meat bicycle"
Random bandit: "screams like a little girl and dies"

Shiniest meat bicycle by Krieg the psycho August 5, 2018

shiniest meat bicycle 

A vehicle with two or four limbs tandem, ears or hair for steering, a fleshy seat, and organs by which is is propelled.

“I have the shiniest meat bicycle!”

shiniest meat bicycle by Endless Ribs October 29, 2017