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The smallest town on the face of the planet. The total area of said town is 2.5 square miles, and they do not have a stoplight.

For fun in Hoschton, most people either A) do drugs or B) have sex. You would think because of reason B) they would have achieved a higher population rate than 1,000, however 'Hoschtinians' practice the cultist masonry and after each new child is born, an old man's soul is released to the heavens
Hoschton by ChriBro November 21, 2011
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