Apres-Coffee Share definition Flag The imminent poop that is brought on by drinking your first cup of coffee in the morning. I had a large latte on my way to work, now I have to go drop an Apres-Coffee Apres-Coffee by BarstoolBoy September 16, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Apres-Coffee mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch