Goat ride 

Oral sex performed on a woman by a man with a goatee . An inverted mustache ride .

"Who wants a goat ride?"
"I vant one! I vant one!"

Goat ride by nox9wyrm June 28, 2019

WGR - Wet Goat Rider 

A term that can be applied to anyone boring, and therefore not exhibiting behaviour likely to gain them admiration or respect from their closest friends. Can also mean someone who rides wet goats in the literal sense.

"Are you comin' out to play pool?"

"No, I'm not feeling it tonight"

"Don't be a WGR"

"What d'you call me?"

"A WGR - Wet Goat Rider"

"OK I'll come out"

WGR - Wet Goat Rider by asswipe17 March 12, 2013

Goat Rider 

An individual that fucks the shit out of goats.

"Damn dude did you know Matt is a real Goat Rider"

Goat Rider by Red444 September 29, 2018