CWNL

CWNL is an acronym mean "cunt with no life". It is used in social situations where using the word "cunt" would be frowned upon. The phrase describes a cantankerous woman who obsesses over small and generally pointless things, much to the chagrin of her friends and coworkers.

Woman: Arg, I can't believe he blew me off through a text message? Why would he do that? I'm going to be alone forever! *Weep*

Man 1: Total CWNL.

Man 2: Yep.