Honky rig

A term used to describe a temporary fix or quick fix for an object using any tools at hand. Also used for combining various unrelated objects in a ingenius way to create an otherwise unavailable piece of equipment. A Synonym for nigger rig designed to be used around sensitive company.

Friend: How did you fix your vibrating, electric razor?

Me: I had to honky rig one from a razor blade, duck tape, fishing line, and my wife's dildo.

Friend: very nice