Assophocles Share definition Flag A greek poet who was a toatl douche, a real smart kid who likes Greek poetry. Bob: Did you hear rick got an 98 on the greek poetry test? Joe: Ya, another assophocles. Assophocles by CrazyGuy207 January 14, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Assophocles mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch