quipshit Share definition Flag Noun. A person whose quips are so stupid that you mutter "what a dipshit" when you hear them. Ray thinks he's so witty and clever but I think he's a quipshit. quipshit by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 21, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the quipshit mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch