porking the beans Share definition Flag to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies (if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)Are you porking the beans tonight? porking the beans by bigdaddy25646533552663355434 June 24, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the porking the beans mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch