Law Of Fruit

If it has an apple, it also has a banana. A clever warning in this ever more gender ambiguous world. The 'apple' refers to a man's adam apple and the 'banana' refers to the penis. It is often proffered as a reminder to the heterosexual male out patrolling the dating waters. (The pun is a bonus)

Hey Dennis, I know you're looking for a rebound fling tonight but just be careful and heed the law of fruit.

Law Of Fruit by FancyMoses October 23, 2007

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