Sithianity

The following of the ancient beings known as Sith and fulfilling their will on the universe, exterminating all things with light and bringing peace, order, and darkness to the Galaxy. They are the keepers of Order and the Superior beings to all living things.

Mom: Go do the dishes
Me: I am unable to perform that action since it is against my religion
Mom: What religion?
Me: *pulls out a lightsaber* Sithianity