Bush Boner 

When you black out and wake up in a bush the next day with morning wood. In the ideal situation, your penis should be the only thing sticking out of the bush.

"Damn bro we were so fucked up last night, I woke up with a Bush Boner. Good thing the landscapers didn't chop my dick off!"

Bush Boner by bigballerboi November 20, 2019

busboner 

The action of having one's penis become erect on a bus due to the sweet vibrations and bumps throughout the seat of the bus.

Guy1: "Hey man, isn't this your stop?"
Guy2: "Yea bro, but I can't, due to my busboner."

busboner by taz14 April 9, 2011