Tool Crew Share definition Flag A bunch of guys who are complete assholes for no apparent reason other than pissing off everyone around them. "I was going to flip a bitch at that douche bag, but his tool crew was there to back him up." Tool Crew by TiggsFTW January 26, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Tool Crew mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch