Rectal Rover 

1. One who engages in the act of roving in someones anus, usually with the use of their pork sword.
2. Slang term for the instuments used in a proctologists office

1. "Man, last night I fucked your mom in the ass. I roved around in her rectum for three hours!"
2. "Did you see the assortment of rectal rovers that fucker wanted to feed up my grease pipe?"

Rectal Rover by Doctor Bong May 15, 2006

Rectal River

Once you have proceeded in penetrating the anal cavity beyond its intended depths, a river of blood creeps out of the brown eye.

Woo ah! that rectal river over there is flooding! well i did put 12 inches of cock in there.

Rectal River by 2d unit February 21, 2009