Feeding my dog 

Male masturbation, jerking the meat, jacking off, etc.

“I’ll catch you guys later. I’ll be feeding my dog now,” said Brad.

Free premium pornhub for Valentine’s day?! No question, I’ll be feeding my dog later!

Feeding my dog by RandomGuySteve February 13, 2019

Feeding my dog 

Excuse used to get out of conversations with creepers/boring people/your family while on the phone, computer, and originally by Morse code.

"M'lady, could I escort you to the grand opening of the traveling human bodies exhibition this Sunday afternoon?"
"I'll be feeding my dog."

Feeding my dog by prettyXgraffiti December 17, 2008