tatercooch 

when a lady's cameltoe (or a man's crotch area) looks disfigured or unrecognizable. Can be used as an insult.

"Wow...look at his junk. He's got a tatercooch."
While driving: "Out of the way, tatercooch!"

tatercooch by Grampuhjo May 5, 2018

Tatercock 

a different form of the word chode aka a penis the size of a tater tot

Your tatercock is too stubby you need to get it surgically fixed.

Tatercock by That Other Guy 6D9 September 25, 2023