flobberstomp Share definition Flag The frumpy, jiggly, wobbly, mesmerizingly disgusting walk of a horribly overweight woman wearing shorts that are far too short. Damn, did you see that land whale flobberstomping her giant ass into Wal-Mart? flobberstomp by Flobberwatcher May 31, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the flobberstomp mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch