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Definitions by ~ SloppySilver ~

Brand New 

Acting like each moment is brand new or like every time you meet someone they are the love of your life.
Two soccer moms chatting before picking up their girls from practice :

Betty: OMG Lisa, look at that pervert, it's like he's brand new every time one of the girls passes by.

Betty: OMG your right and look at him rubbing himself, barf me out, I'm going to report this asshole.

Lisa: Word!
Brand New by ~ SloppySilver ~ September 16, 2010

Autistodon

An old dude with no fucking social skills
Man o man, that old dude is on serious Autistodon. It's like every other word out of his mouth is like , oh back in the good old days or back in 1904... Give me a break you old Autistodon.

~ SloppySilver ~
Autistodon by ~ SloppySilver ~ September 16, 2010