zyklonbjorn's definitions

Pakistani Patdown

When an Indian "off duty, plainclothes police officer" thoroughly examines a small defenseless woman for weapons, explosives and narcotics inside of Bradford public transport.

Bhupinder : Ma'm, please calm down, this is standard procedure. In article 13.50, they refer to it as a "Pakistani Patdown".

by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021

Colombine Crackdown

When you are about to "finish" and your partner crawls under a desk begging you not to shoot her in the face.

Dylan : It's not sexual assault, it's a Colombine Crackdown.

by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021