1 definition by zippity dooda

a person who relishes the new agenda and narrative and revel in it .they can usually be found at starbucks or other "trendy" places ignoring common sense ,scientific evidence and statistics .they gravitate to other "virtue signallers" and " influencers " and feed off of any source of dopamine they can scrounge or create with internet,social media toxicity .they truly love "themselves" and will try to force you to love them and believe their delusions.
these persons generally seem to have man buns ,purple or multi colored hair ,think communism is the answer to everything and think that the entirety of the worlds problems were created by anyone unlike them .they try to force peace (by their own definition of conformity to their narrative)with extreme violence while attempting to remain anonymous
the "urban savage" was particularly and professionally offended by history ,differing opinions that conflicted with them and others questioning their ability to reason and banded together with other "urban savages" to erase the last few remaining traces of our roots in order to usher in the "new" norm.history is always the "enemy" of urban savages unless they can reshape it in their own image of "how it should be" vs "how it was"
by zippity dooda June 13, 2021
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