Tom: I cannot believe my girlfriend just broke up with me! After 3 years!
Mike: Uh...Tom?
Tom: Yeah? What is it, Mike?
Mike: Is that your car outside? The Red Suburban...The one that is being towed?
Tom: Ahhhh Christ! First my girlfriend breaks up with me and now this fuckin' Jabronee has to come along and give me The boot!?! Great! Just God damned perfect!
Mike: Uh...Tom?
Tom: Yeah? What is it, Mike?
Mike: Is that your car outside? The Red Suburban...The one that is being towed?
Tom: Ahhhh Christ! First my girlfriend breaks up with me and now this fuckin' Jabronee has to come along and give me The boot!?! Great! Just God damned perfect!
by zachary_MIDWEST November 05, 2009
