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procrasturblaze 

When you procrastinate important stuff like homework by masturbating while you're high AF on weed.
"Hey man, you got any weed?" Yeah man. "Sweet, after school I'm gonna go home and procrasturblaze instead of studying for that test tomorrow, I hate math." Sounds good home! 420 procrasturblaze it!